Submitted by Anonymous Pooch (not verified) on Tue, 2007-02-06 12:12.
The only solution is Al Anon for Uppies (Uppidy Puppies).
And proper diet. Stop eating crappy foods like chips and dog poops. Ask mommy to make other beverages for you instead like a non-alcoholic Black Russion. Problem is, you have to find a Rotweiller to extract the ingretients, and it ain't pretty.
Also, if you continue to take sips from mommy's martinis, you will eventually start other addictive habits like smoking and gambling. So, tell your mommy and daddy that you might need intervention to help you away from the slippery slope you are finding yourself on.
Submitted by jan (not verified) on Sat, 2007-02-10 00:28.
Adorable Nikka! My first dog was a Chihuahua. I got her when I was three and she was my companion until I was a senior in high school. I have a Chihuahua mix now with three other dogs. I will always have a spot in my heart for Chihuahuas.
Ooops, I think I forgot to
Ooops, I think I forgot to identify the last commentor - it was me!
The only solution is Al Anon
The only solution is Al Anon for Uppies (Uppidy Puppies).
And proper diet. Stop eating crappy foods like chips and dog poops. Ask mommy to make other beverages for you instead like a non-alcoholic Black Russion. Problem is, you have to find a Rotweiller to extract the ingretients, and it ain't pretty.
Also, if you continue to take sips from mommy's martinis, you will eventually start other addictive habits like smoking and gambling. So, tell your mommy and daddy that you might need intervention to help you away from the slippery slope you are finding yourself on.
Adorable Nikka! My first dog
Adorable Nikka! My first dog was a Chihuahua. I got her when I was three and she was my companion until I was a senior in high school. I have a Chihuahua mix now with three other dogs. I will always have a spot in my heart for Chihuahuas.