Being Small Attracts Attention.

Everywhere I go, I am stopped by curious people. When you are this small and this cute it is inevitable. People say the same old things to me:
-"Yo quiero Taco Bell".
-"I have seen rats bigger than you".
-"That is the smallest dog I have ever seen!"

It is always a pleasure to hear something original. I met a man at the Taste of the Danforth festival this weekend who was creative. He even offered me a Tic-Tac and no one has ever done that before (I wasn't sure if I should be offended)! He told me that I am a "perfect watchdog". I was confused because I am far too tiny to be effective in that role. He clarified and said I am so small that you always have to "watch" where I am. He made me and my mom smile.

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